So it’s almost Halloween. Creepy things are afoot. There have been ill omens and dark portents. More worryingly, there’s been a whole spate of badly worded signs. Here are two that caught my attention:

When I asked the shop assistant if I qualified, she looked confused. But just for the record, I totally do.

There’s something not quite right about this one.

Right, enough procrastinating. Back to writing…

-Andy